I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed
Wait but hear me out
- ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
- hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
- slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
- gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you
I am 100% the last one.
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
Make-A-Wish Foundation made this kid’s dream come true. What a wonderful thing that has happened.
i just broke down and started crying into my ice cream
My mom and I were following this all day I was gonna make a post but THIS SAY SIT ALL
LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS
This is too perfect.
Okay seriously why has this not shown up on tumblr more? I mean yes I know we all love dancing baby Groot and Drax’s reflexes but….c’mon….PELVIC SORCERY!!!!!
*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens
oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
Test Subject— There you are.
Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!
Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!
Why don’t you just make the damn pockets?
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY