comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

kelenloth:

atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

I am 100% the last one.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

liamschesthair:

liamschesthair:

it’s never a bad time for anal

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

image

thepeacevectoro1:

quorgi:

bridgemcgidge:

rampageginger:

Make-A-Wish Foundation made this kid’s dream come true. What a wonderful thing that has happened.

i just broke down and started crying into my ice cream

My mom and I were following this all day I was gonna make a post but THIS SAY SIT ALL

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS

This is too perfect.

melbelle24601:

Okay seriously why has this not shown up on tumblr more? I mean yes I know we all love dancing baby Groot and Drax’s reflexes but….c’mon….PELVIC SORCERY!!!!!

drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

madiniwa:

A few priceless clips of Jack’s reaction to his spray in Let’s Play- Golden Eye: Source

thedashinghoodlum:

noobomi:

Test Subject— There you are.

Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!

Women’s

Men’s

Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!

Why don’t you just make the damn pockets?

mileslua:

rt meme: favorite male rt member:

↳miles luna

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY